Chick Fantasies

Week 6 Fantasies

Wow!!! What an amazing day of rousing performances we had in Week 5! Our over-stimulated heads are still spinning from all the excitement! Although Kurt certainly didn’t live up to our expectations, many virile studs were more than happy to take his place. Corey and Emmitt had been a bit quiet this season, but they came back to remind us of why we love them so. And the tantalizing twosome of Garcia and Owens once again heated up the field with three breath-taking scores. So who will step up to satisfy our needs this week? Unfortunately, the exciting Raiders and 49’ers will both be idle, but we’ve scoped out some dudes that are ready to step up and play some kick-ass ball.

Fantasy Studs:
Germane Crowell: It’s been our experience that when men fall short, they become desperate to please the next time around. We chicks lashed out at this bonehead for blowing the Lions comeback drive last week. We’re sure that there’s nothing he won’t do on Sunday to regain our love. Not long ago, we used to stay away from fantasizing about men who matched up against Tennessee’s defense. But this year, they certainly aren’t the Titanic threat that they used to be.
Trent Green: Trent sure looked a lot better when he was Kurt’s backup in St. Louis. Must have been that lusty supporting cast. Besides Gonzales, Green is stuck playing with a lot less lusty players, however he will be getting quite a break this week. Going against Arizona’s spongy defense is always good for the stats…and the ego!
Antonio Freeman: After bitching like a baby, Antonio finally got his way. Brett threw his balls Antonio’s way and the two appear to be back in sync. Seeing as his efforts paid off, Favre will likely keep the sparks flying. If Antonio and Brett were able to connect against the scary Baltimore defense, just imagine the harm they can cause to the Viking defenders! The Vikes gave Crowell’s stats a big boost and there’s no reason to believe they won’t do the same to Antonio’s numbers.
Trung Canidate: He may just be a backup, but if Faulk is unable to go Trung will get a golden opportunity. The Jets may have slowed down Lamar Smith, but they are still one of the worst rush defenses in the league. While the Jets focus on stopping Warner’s aerial attack, Trung should be able to sneak around the field and post some nice, juicy numbers.

Fantasy Duds:
Tim Couch: I certainly wouldn’t want to be the poor sap facing Ray Lewis and his jilted Ravens this week! Ray Lewis just got his butt kicked by Favre and his Pack. He should come blasting into Cleveland with quite the nasty ‘tude this weekend as he attempts to redeem himself.
Daunte Culpepper: The KGB got shut out last weekend after going into the Baltimore game with a league-high 9 sacks. Kabeer says he was humbled, but I’m guessing he’s also pretty pissed off. Daunte is as able-bodied of a quarterback as you can find, but breaking down the #1 ranked defense in the NFC may be more of a challenge than he can handle…especially when his $75 million receiver is coming up limp.